My mom is here visiting! So read old stuff or go read my posts over at the Married to the MOB blog. See yall next weekz.

New exciting news, my lil blog readerers. I am NOW blogging on MOBliving.com, the most official Married to the MOB blog. Go check it out. And don’t worry I’ll still be blogging here PLENTY. But now you got two places to go each day! And Tabatha is fucking hilarious. I think we might be the same person, minus the whole me being WAY older thing. Plus, Miss Leah McSweeney and the MOB team make the dopest clothes in all-o-tha-land. But, I’m sure you all already know THAT.

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I never really paid attention to Solange’s hair, prior to this photo. Due to the fact, I was generally staring at her outfits trying to figure out what the hellz it is she is ATTEMPTING to do, fashion-wise. Girl tries WAY too hard. AND I’m not entirely sure if she just took off her lace front AND this is what she had going underneath, or she intentionally (ALMOST) shaved her head. Either way. She needs a lace front NOW. Maybe Bey will let her borrow one of hers, until her hair gets long enough for a weave.

My dear friends James and Lloyd (DJs Blue Gemz and Llloydski) and some dude I don’t know started a rap group that is tons of LOLZ called Da Hardy Boyz. I didn’t realize it was a “real thing,” when they interrupted our Brooklyn gossip sesh at Cinespace one night by beckoning me to come watch them “rap.” It was really funny.  I was IMPRESSED. It was well put together. And yes, I even told them i was “proud” of them. So peep their official music video for “Here I Am.” It’s a little dancier then their Cinespace performance. SO, check the video.  Read the blog. Get mad into the song. Or just play “where are they in Brooklyn” as you watch. Either way, shit is cool. Love you boys.

My fears of infertility seem to be calmed, since I have used said pull-out method much of my sex-having life and have produced ZERO babies. “They” are finally admitting that the pull-out method is JUST as effective at preventing pregnancy as condoms! “They” also go on to sort of allude to not wanting to mention this to teenagers in school. They hoped NOT doing so would prevent the spread of STDs. Nice. Lying to teenagers always seems to be the most effective way to get things across to them. Stay classy public school sex educators. Real classy like.

This doesn’t even sound like a song. This sounds like the theme to a TV show she doesn’t have, or something. If they changed the annoying hook to “Sister Sister,” I could see Tia and Tamera dancing around to this circa 1991, during their opening credits.

I learned about Modesty Swimsuits last night, on Twitter, via someone watching 17 and Counting/18 and Counting. While, I am a BIG fan of family centered reality shows, I don’t really do the Christian ones. I think Rev Run and Justine are as religious as I can take. Last night on “we might be aliens and have way too many kids” the crew went uber-Christian swimming, where modesty bathing suits were revealed to TLC’s viewers. And they yes they look like this. They are short sleeve knee length dresses with matching capri pants. And the site swears they won’t weight you down. Doesn’t this look comfortable and fun? Oh this is a photo of this lady’s “carefree” vacation in Maui!  Look at these poor lil girls in their awful get-ups! Wait till these lil girls get to Christian college, find out about 3.2 beer, regular one piece bathing suits, AND kissing.

I’m not big on “modesty” in general. But I definitely don’t lie provocatively on rocks in my “bathing suit,” making sex eyes at the creep taking photos of me. Not sure how modest that IS, grrrl.

The Yard Sale was tons of fun. Those that came know that. Those that did not, get jealous. Rony got there late, but here is the fun post noon, in photo form. We will start the next one earlier, due to the crowd of 50 some-odd people that arrived before 10am. So get excited for the next one. For now, live vicariously thru the photos….

So I have this friend who went through this very tumultuous relationship with a dude and due to it’s/his insanity HAD to end abruptly. She is trying really hard to get back to normal. And it’s not working. She doesn’t want to talk to guys, nevertheless date them. She’s scared shitless of guys now. Then there was a little hope. One of her exes rolled into town, it seemed perfect. This/he would be good for her. She didn’t have to get to know him. She likes him a lot. But, she doesn’t want to see him. Cause she doesn’t want to see ANY dudes. And he’d be REALLY good for her right now. But, she is scared of everything. She has absolutely no desire to ever have sex with anyone again. Including her hot ex boyfriend. I’m worried about her. Do you guys think she is going to be OK?

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Check out this interview i did with D’Onna over at Diary of a Broke College Student. Learn all my blogging secrets and other secrets you have been dying to know. Count the typos, LOL, and enjoy. And make sure to check out D’Onna’s blog on the regular.